I'D BEEN WHUPPIN' ASS FOR A FEW YEARS WHEN CAPITOL RECORDS, NASHVILLE LET FLY WTH ROY D. MERCER'S "HOW BIG A BOY ARE YA?" VOLUMES 1 AND 2 IN 1997. SINCE THEN, WE'VE TICKELED YER FUNNY BONE TO THE TUNE OF 3.5 MILLION ALBUMS (THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUT SHARON GENE THRU FAT CAMP, LATEESHA GOT HER WARTS REMOVED, AND MY BOY RAYMOND GOT THRU HORSE SHOEIN' SCHOOL).
If'n you're lookin' to take a trip down memory lane, my boy has started one of them YouToob pages. Check it out, subscribe, and pass the word along.
'Cause you know. It ain't nuthin' for me to whoop a man's ass...
Sendin' out a big ol' Merry Christmas to my friends and fans - from our double wide to yours. Hope your stockings were filled with treats and your holiday lights burned bright.
Here's lookin' forward to a new year, new adventures, and new asses to whup. By gawd.
A big ol' Roy D Mercer salute to the brave men and women who worked to keep our country free. It weren't nothin' for you to whup a bad man's ass - and you deserve to be recognized.
If y'all know or see a veteran today, make sure you send 'em a thank you. By Gawd.
Wishin' you and yours a happy Fourth of July, as we celebrate that time we unloaded a 55 gallon drum of whupass on those wig wearin', red coat totin', tea lovin' Brits.
'Course, we can forgive 'em. They made up for it by sending over Zeppelin and the Stones a few years later.
Stay safe and enjoy, y'all!
Thanksgivin' is one of my favorite holidays. Mainly 'cause I love the way "butter ball" rolls off my tongue.
Here's wishin' you and yers a happy one!
As the darkness falls and the day ends, let's remember once again those men and women who looked the enemy in the eye and said, "it ain't nothin' for me to whup a man's ass." Here's to our Veterns!
Wishing y'all a safe and happy new year.
Time to break out the 55 gallon drum and commence with another year of ass whuppin'.