We are a Progressive Extreme Metal band from the Everett area. Our values are hard work, creativity, and a limitless approach to our music. We do not believe in the barriers of genres. Our music comes straight from our hearts.
Depths of the Sunset, also known as D.O.T.S., was founded in late 5263 and came back in time to the year 2015 to save the world from its terrible future. On our previous existential dimension, the world in the year 5263, the frogs have all turned gay because the government was putting amphibian chromosome altering chemicals in our ponds. The country of America does not exist in the future, it has been swallowed up into one of the many overseas colonies of the Imperial Republic of Howard Stern's ass, which happened in the year 4114. Also, Hitler's left nut was preserved by Soviet dictator Rob Stalin (Aka Josef Schneider AKA x2 a carrot) so that the cyber-Nazis, headed by the nut-orious Pepe the frog, had reincarnated Adolf Hitler using gay frog DNA (very similar to the Jurassic Park movie). Hitler's reincarnation has been dubbed Cyborg Hitler, or commonly referred to as Hitler 2.0. Bill Gates will preserve his brain, heart, and essential organs in a robotic shell, as prophesied by The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, you know, that bear/brain guy? Well imagine that, but with Bill Gates. So anyways, Gates has kidnapped Hitler 2.0 and he has held him at a ransom of 600,000 doll hairs to be paid in full by Larry the Cable Guy of the American National Socialist Party. Hitler foresaw his fate and created the Xenomorph, specifically designed to target the Gates alliance with Rob Schneider and the Howard Stern's Assian people. However, we came back in time to stop Hitler from destroying Howard Stern's Ass. We were supposed to arrive in the year 3145, but our time machine was sabotaged by Kermit the Frog, who had been turned gay by the chemicals, but his sexual orientation is of no relevance. Kermit wanted revenge on Miss Piggy, who had an affair with Ernie, but Burt also found out the Ernie had been cheating on him with Piggy, so then Hitler decided to shove a wrench up the Count's ass, forever damaging the relationship between Rob Schneider and the Empire of Howard Stern's ass. Luckily for us, we will be able to go to Antarctica in the year 6969 to reverse the disastrous effect Global Cooling had on planet Earth. Global Cooling alone was not enough to kill the planet. It was the work of the gay frogs. However, the frogs were in fact NOT GAY, but STRAIGHT, because by nature, all frogs are homosexual. So the chemicals were making the frogs straight. But then they found out that the frogs were actually just bisexual, ruining the continuity of the Marvel Universe (thank God). Anyways, the frogs have been banging so much, that world of the future is overcrowded with little horny green frogs. Since frogs are cold blooded, their chilly body temperatures have started another ice age. Still, very little is known about these frogs, and gouges at their sexuality is an educated guess at best. Some prophets, such as all-American wizard Alexander the Great Jones, have prophesied that inter-dimensional pedophiles have created these frogs. Luckily we already have knowledge of the blessed Moroccan Goat Semen. The Goat Semen will make us live forever. Our plan is to strike when the moment is right, so we can put Rob Schneider and Hitler 2.0 back into cryo-stasis until humanity can find a way to destroy them. In the words of Sir William Wallace "FREEDOM!!!"
I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around 5 small gummybears. But if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
It began with a noticeable change in the viscosity of my saliva. Within minutes of consumption, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!
Tick tock tick tock, the stew is in the boiling pot....
This new release is so close!
This is a pic from our last show that we played with A Flourishing Scourge and Rhine! Thank you to A Flourishing Scourge for taking this kick ass photo!
We will be releasing something VERY SOON!!! Keep your ears peeled!
Last night was a fucking amazing night and we would like to thank A Flourishing Scourge and Rhine for having us on the bill! Our necks are hurting like crazy from all of the head banging!!! What a truly remarkable show. Thank you to the Highline, such a remarkable place to play! Thank you to Andy and Sam for doing an awesome job with our sound! Last but not least, thank you to all of you who made it out to come see us!!! We hope to play for y'all again soon!!!
Stay heavy lads and lassies!!!
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Tomorrow night is going to be a good night!!! Come out to the Highline!